If God was a woman…
Jun 16th, 2007 by Lillian
Chocolate would not be fattening
The ‘communal changing room’ would not exist
Men would find cellulite sexy
Chips would be a health food
Clothes shopping would be a religion
Gyms would be illegal
Brad Pitt would have 3 million clones, all of them ‘easy’
Men would give birth and babies would be massive
Flat stomachs would be considered disgusting
There’d be gin in the water supply
I got this card for my birthday… and just have to share it with all you girls and guys 
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Happy Birthday then! (I don’t like the “massive” part though)
Hmm, I don’t mind cellulite, it is quite sexy, and I think flat stomaches are disgusting. But gyms illegal, come on!!
I’ve tagged you by the way.